La Femme Gamer

Chronicles of videogaming and kittens

Dear person who told me to get laid when I expressed my opinions: I got laid. It was wonderful. And I still have the exact same opinions. Sorry, it didn’t work.

SO MUCH RAINBOW!

Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC: Vasir car chase

  • Liara: Go! Go! GO GO GO GO GO GO--
  • Shepard: I'm GOING.
  • Liara: Oncoming traffic. ONCOMING TRAFFIC!
  • Shepard: We'll be fine!
  • Liara: She's dropping proximity charges!
  • Shepard: I NOTICED.
  • Liara: She's got reinforcements!
  • Shepard: What kind of guns does this thing have?
  • Liara: It's a TAXI, it has a FARE METER.
  • Shepard: WONDERFUL.
  • Liara: Truck!
  • Shepard: I know.
  • Liara: TRUCK!
  • Shepard: I KNOW!